The Hopside Down glass is an optical illusion you drink beer out of: a glass with a bottle inside. The only downside is that it screws you out of a full pint. 

Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavoured Beer N' Boobs pasties, you'll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum.

Praise Odin by consuming a Coors Light in seconds via his favourite symbol of power and virility—the horn. This is crying out for a Viking Horn Beer Bong Helmet mod.