“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemmingway

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." -Homer Simpson

Religions change, beer and wine remain. - Harvey Allen, 1889-1949

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra