A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.
"Did you know," says the cop,
"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
drink driving
December 22nd, 2008
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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.
"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Portable Binge Drinking With The Bottle Blaster
February 7th, 2009
Done looking at the pic? Ok good. Say you're walking down at some college when a bunch of the Sydney Uni Students wave you toward their house. They want you to start drinking tons of cold beers with them but they have to get to their volunteering activity in half an hour. What to do? How can they enjoy those fine brews and get to the volunteer activity in time? Here you go. The BBB is a pocket-sized [....]
Quote of the day
November 3rd, 2008
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"There are more old drunks than there are old doctors."
-Willie Nelson
Quote of the day
November 3rd, 2008
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Benjamin Franklin