“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin
What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party? A: They’re both out looking for a tight seal.
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” -Homer Simpson
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemmingway
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