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Tinchilla: Cool Your Beer Cans in 60 Seconds

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 03:39:08 +0000

For those with no patience, the Tinchilla can chill a can of cola or beer 240 times faster than the average fridge, or in 60 seconds. It works with the help of a little thermal conduction. The Tinchilla will suspend the can around ice and cold water and begin spinning the can. The ice and water inside will constantly be in contact with the can during spinning. After the process is complete crack the can open (it won’t spray because of the spinning, supposedly) and enjoy. $10.

Hopside Down Glass Will really Confuse You After A Few Beers

admin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:46:30 +0000

The Hopside Down glass is an optical illusion you drink beer out of: a glass with a bottle inside. The only downside is that it screws you out of a full pint.

Viking Horn Beer Bong

admin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:40:50 +0000

Praise Odin by consuming a Coors Light in seconds via his favourite symbol of power and virility—the horn. This is crying out for a Viking Horn Beer Bong Helmet mod.

Give Me Beer ‘N Boobs or Give Me Death

admin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:37:53 +0000

Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavoured Beer N’ Boobs pasties, you’ll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum.

Motorized Pool Lounger

admin — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:13:07 +0000

It’s one of those lazy sunday afternoons and all you want to do is lay down in your inflatable pool lounger and drift slowly around the pool, but what happens you finish your beer and are in the middle of the pool what are you gonna do? You can paddle like a chump or you can swim for your life but who wants to do that? Who wants to do all that work after all it’s your day off.

Well here’s the answer all have being waiting for.

It’s the Motorized Pool Lounger and for around $230 AUD this baby will drive you around the pool like F1 superstar Michael Schumacher with two joystick for maximum control you’ll never have to worry about having fresh beer again.

Beer-Filled USB Drive Raises Disturbing Questions

admin — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:09:49 +0000

Thirsty For Beer like this Beer-Filled USB Flash Drive really make me question the basics. More than my first-year philosophy class did, anyway. Existential angst, the downfall of western civilization, and “customizable floaties” after the jump.

Is capitalism really that great, if it leads to beer-filled USB flash drives with “optional customizable floating objects” inside? Should the Americans really be that pleased with their free speech, if it means I get emails from people who make flash drives with BEER in them? And am I really secure with myself as a thirsty for beer gadget dork, getting all excited over the latest and greatest shiny toys, if that same email brags about the floating objects being in 3D? How could they be anything but 3D, when they’re actual, physical objects? I can’t pretend like the world is the same after this. The sun doesn’t shine as bright. The air doesn’t taste as sweet. Congratulations, Beer-Filled USB Drive Manufacturer. You’ve broken me.

Portable Binge Drinking With The Bottle Blaster

admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:00:57 +0000

Done looking at the pic? Ok good. Say you’re walking down at some college when a bunch of the Sydney Uni Students wave you toward their house. They want you to start drinking tons of cold beers with them but they have to get to their volunteering activity in half an hour. What to do? How can they enjoy those fine brews and get to the volunteer activity in time? Here you go. The BBB is a pocket-sized shotgun mechanism for beer bottles so you can get drunk super quick. Showing up at parties around campus with this thing will make you friends instantly with both fellow students and the city’s ER staff at the hospital. Still sober? Shell out $14.95 for one of these suckers and go have some good, bingey fun.

Beer Chilling Exercise Bike Puts You On the Drunk Diet

admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:48:56 +0000

Don’t be fooled. Pedaling around on a bike that chills your beers probably won’t result in much weight loss. In fact, you may actually pack on a few as you enjoy the beechwood aged fruits of your labor. The bike has aheat pump attached to the pedals so the more you pedal the cooler the beer set inside the copper coil will get. It is just the incentive the lazy couch potato needs to get up and start moving. Next up, tackling the fresh air of the great outdoors.

Fake Beer Belly Gets You Tanked

admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:36:44 +0000

I can’t tell if this is too stupid for words or stupendously ingenious. Guess you’ll have to make your own call. It’s called the Beerbelly and it’s actually a fake gut that you can fill up with beer (or your favorite alcoholic beverage) and hide under your clothes. Made up of a sling and a polyurethane “bladder” with a dispensing tube, the thing was created to let you slip booze into places where such substances may not be allowed. Like your kids dance recital, maybe? Or school? Oh, it looks like they were thinking more along the lines of the movies or a sporting event to avoid the $10 beer. And that’s not all, folks—you can also fill it with hot beverages as well, and of course, silly things like water. The Beerbelly Deluxe Kit is $49.95 and that includes the Beerbelly Sling and Bladder, The Pleasure Extender, One Step Beerbelly Cleanser and three specially-made brushes. Run, don’t walk!

The Winerack: Combining Beer and Breasts, Finally

admin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:32:07 +0000

We know about the Beer Belly, but what about the ladies that want to sneak beer into places where they shouldn’t using the contours of their bodies? Good news, girls: the Winerack is here.

Created by the Nobel laureates behind the Beer Belly, the Winerack is a bra that can hold whatever liquid you want. There’s even a bonus, as the manufacturers claim you can turn an A cup into a delicious, beer-filled D cup in no time. Pure class, these guys. It’s still in beta testing phase, but I’m sure it’ll hit store shelves in plenty of time for you to really wow mom and dad with your classy new girlfriend at Christmas.